Siddhartha asked:


A wife had been out too late with ‘the girls’ after promising to be home by 12:00 midnight.

Entering the home at around 3 a.m. and quite inebriated, the wife was cafeful not to make any noise. However, the cuckoo clock refused to cooperate and ‘cuckooed’ 3 times as she moved through the house, revealing the late hour.

Thinking quickly, the wife ‘cuckooed’ 9 more times to cover her
tracks. “cuckoo..cuckoo..
cuckoo..cuckoo..cuckoo
cuckoo..cuckoo..cuckoo
cuckoo”

The next morning, as the husband was eating his breakfast he said “I think we need a new cuckoo clock”

“Why is that?” nervously asked the wife.

“well last night it cuckooed 3 times..paused..cuckooed 4 more times…giggled…cleared its throat and cuckooed 7 more times….then tripped over the coffee table and broke wind”.
recite the word “cuckoo” for added effect…..

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