Nursen’ asked:


Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married…The other night I was invited out for a night
with “the girls”.I told my husband that I would be home
by midnight, “I promise!”Well, the hours passed and the
margaritas went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wakeup, I
cuckooed another 9 times I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape
a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally
smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)The next morning my husband asked me what time
I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem pissed
off at all Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, “We
need a new cuckoo clock.”When I asked him why, he said,
“Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said,
“Oh shit .” & cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

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