*Let’s Laugh* A.K.A. Hancock asked:


theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem pissed off at all. I thought,
” Whew! I got away with that one!”
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
22 hours ago
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When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it’s throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted…..

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