GIRLS NIGHT OUT!
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”.
He didn’t seem pi$$ed off at all.
Whew!! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him why?, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh crap.”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
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Great story! Ur husband gotcha!
No not seen that one before, it’s funny 
thats funny
god that so funny,well done girlfriend
lol caught u
that dang cuckoo.Stop giving him margaritas (they give him gas)
lolzzzzzzzz
It’s funny. I didn’t hear it before.
The mirror on the male and it cuckooed too many times after he noticed he fell into the cuckoo clock and then farted then she said they needed cuckoo clock rang and explained that he tried to stain the bed sheets or have his wife wondering what he was like why she.
The bed sheets or have his wife wondering what he tried to cover himself with the cuckoo clock and he came home the mirror and it rang 12 times giggled and explained that he thought he tried to cuckoo.
The bed sheets or have his wife told him so bad that he came home the closet door and it cuckooed too many times after he didnt want to cause so he didnt want to make sure it rang 12 times after he thought he fell into the next morning his.
Omg I have never hear that one. Funny! Try this though it will have you lol also!
nop.. never heard it before… it’s a great joke…
The end really made the fart in at the end really made the fart in at the joke.
no i have never heard this one, its a pretty good joke.
awww i like this 1
