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Posted on 13-04-2010
Filed Under (cuckoo clocks) by admin on 13-04-2010
Miiss Cherry asked:


The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I
> told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well,
> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
> Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
>
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
> and cuckooed 3 times.
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
> another 9 times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when
> totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos
> (MIDNIGHT!)
>
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
> ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.
>
> Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo
> clock.’
>
> When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed
> three times, then said ‘oh ****.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
> throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
> and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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  • Comments

    ilovebabycuddles on 17 April, 2010 at 9:58 am #

    lol very good :-D


    cutie pie on 22 April, 2010 at 11:26 pm #

    gosh!
    i cant stop laughing
    thanks for the laugh


    bella on 26 April, 2010 at 2:28 am #

    LOL….
    believe me r not but i was rolling on the floor when i read ur joke


    the duck is winning on 26 April, 2010 at 4:05 am #

    ohh blast i thought you did not hear me arriving late


    fan of dan on 26 April, 2010 at 7:24 pm #

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    Jason on 29 April, 2010 at 8:50 pm #

    The best joke from dat heard all day ya made my daythanx mate.


    jennifer on 2 May, 2010 at 9:19 pm #

    My day lol got teary from laughing.


    Kicking and screaming on 5 May, 2010 at 4:10 am #

    This one is new to me. Love it. Stars.


    TSW on 8 May, 2010 at 12:37 am #

    HMMMMMMM
    Where do you get these ?

    And yet life goes on.