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Posted on 14-07-2010
Girl’s night out?
Filed Under (cuckoo clocks) by admin on 14-07-2010
rdrnnr1972 asked:


The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. “I promise” were my last words.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 am and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Rea lizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover up my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos….MIDNIGHT).

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn’t raise an eye brow and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!!

Then he said, “I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh, sh*t,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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    Comments

    angelzluver on 15 July, 2010 at 8:57 am #

    Lawl! Serves you right for lying


    Lindsey on 17 July, 2010 at 10:23 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….that is hilarous!!! lol. im seriously laughing out loud.!!!!


    &clubs *Blue* &clubs on 18 July, 2010 at 6:03 am #

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Stephanie V on 18 July, 2010 at 6:42 am #

    My gosh just laughed so hard and diet dr pepper shot out of my keyboard and all over my gosh just laughed so hard and all over my gosh just laughed so hard and all over my gosh just laughed so hard and monitor.


    Anthony Pugh on 20 July, 2010 at 3:08 am #

    I’m still laughing


    dbm on 23 July, 2010 at 1:10 am #

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    theguyinred1 on 23 July, 2010 at 11:28 pm #

    ROOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLL STAR

    me


    bproduct69 on 26 July, 2010 at 4:31 am #

    Wow that’s funny.


    custard on 27 July, 2010 at 1:45 am #

    For this question or just laugh at your joke haha.
    An answer for this question or just laugh at your joke haha.


    dolls91011 on 30 July, 2010 at 2:33 am #

    lollll.
    take a star.
    [i find i am in desperate need for good jokes nowdays.]


    Danitza T on 6 August, 2010 at 12:29 am #

    For bringing back some fond memories.


    Ashlee B on 9 August, 2010 at 2:44 am #

    LOL nice one i liked that one


    Rog.x on 11 August, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    ROFLROFLROFL.


    Callista R on 12 August, 2010 at 2:24 am #

    That is awesome.


    Karen B on 13 August, 2010 at 7:33 am #

    HAHAHA! :]

    kb


    Cloudy on 14 August, 2010 at 7:05 am #

    poor cuckoo…lolz


    Eudora on 14 August, 2010 at 12:24 pm #

    LOL! Great Joke!


    ~one day soon~ on 14 August, 2010 at 11:37 pm #

    lol totaly your punishment 4 lying 2 your husband!
    * 4 u


    ~BeCaNeSs~ on 18 August, 2010 at 8:01 am #

    hahaha wow! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!